Haircut, powercut and the ullu ka pattha !

Haircut can be so boring at times and in Gurgaon, ppl powered by mawa masalas and tobacco kicks, move their hands so damn slow that even my taurean blood starts boiling at 5 deg. I was sitting on the chair patiently to get it done until I realized there’s a powercut to add to the fun. The hair dresser came up with my fav. part – the head massage till the power is restored and can then have head wash with hot water. He picked up some almond oil and dumped half of it on my head. I almost felt that damn thing in my throat.

Mean while, I was able to pick up some conversation behind my back ; someone talking with his mobile on speaker-on mode, probably it was other hair dresser. The head massage was half as orgasmic yet I was pulled into that conversation. It was like typical Haryanvi and so thought of sharing.

This is how the conversation started – Hair Dresser (HD ) and Airtel Customer Service Exe( ASC):

ASC: Namashkar , main aapki kya seva kar sakta hun?

HD: Haan ji Namashkar, dekho aaisa hai , mera fone network nahi pakadriya hai.

ASC: ji main janna chahunga apko kya taklif ho rahi hai(lolzz).

HD : Jee mereko , awaj sunai deriya hai, shor sharaba sunai deriya hai ka, jaise seetiyaan baj rahi ho kano main (lol.. I almost died laughing)

ASC: Accha, aapko tower mil raha hai.

HD: haan poore 5 hain , aur main usi fone se baat karriyaa hun

ASC: yeh paanch kya hai.. kya main jaan sakta hon ke aapko tower mil raha hai

HD: 5 dandiya hai.

ASC: Aap apna mobile ka network selection mode “Manual” pe daliyega

HD : haan who kiya maine.

ASC: thik hai , aab aap sim card bahar nikal ke fir se daliyega.

HD : who bhi kiya maine

ASC: Sir , aap humara Mazak uda rahe hai naa. Saab kuch toh sahi hai

HD : are main tumhara majak kyu udau.. mera call bhi cut-riya hai..

HD : aap se nahi horiya to kisi aaur se baat kara do.

ASC: Nahi main kisi se baat nahi karaunga , aap aaise hi parashaan kar rahe hai

HD: Abe ullu ke patthe !

ASC: Airtel main call karne ke liye dhanyawaad ..peeep peeep

Lolzzzz...

Power restored and I had head wash. I had an outburst of laughter when I left that place.